Don't Read This

I don't know what's with humans (OK... "I know", I was being rhetorical) they do exactly the things which I had commanded them NOT to. Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit. The Hebrews (whom I brought out of Egypt) broke my first commandment worshipping a golden calf. Now observe today's Gospel reading: notice that the more I insist that no one was to speak of the miracle I performed the more they kept talking about it! Argghhhhhh... humans! They will be the death of me - oh wait, they were. *sigh*

Hmmm. Perhaps I shall use reverse psychology the next time.