Disclaimers

One of Us
by Joan Osborne

If God had a name what would it be?
And would you call it to his face?
If you were faced with him
In all his glory
What would you ask if you had just one question?

*And yeah, yeah, God is great
Yeah, yeah, God is good
Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah

What if God was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home

If God had a face what would it look like?
And would you want to see
If seeing meant that
you would have to believe
in things like heaven and in Jesus and the saints
and all the prophets (*)

Trying to make his way home
Back up to heaven all alone
Nobody calling on the phone
'cept for the Pope maybe in Rome(*)

Just trying to make his way home
Like a holy rolling stone
Back up to heaven all alone
Just trying to make his way home
Nobody calling on the phone
'cept for the Pope maybe in Rome

To be honest, I do like this song but just a few disclaimers:

1. My name's Jesus.
   
2. As a matter of fact I DO have a face - CLICK HERE for potraits of me
   
3. I am NOT a slob... though mother might beg to differ :P
   
4. Father and HS keeps me company
   
5. The Pope does not have my number; don't bother asking him for it
6. I don't have a sixth disclaimer...
7. Or a seventh - I just like things in sevens. ;)
   

Oh by the way, if you know Miss Osborne, could you tell her that although she can't meet me face to face she can now email me her questions? Thanks.